shingekinokyojinheaven:

ok grandma
Wrong numbers are just new opportunities.

Wrong numbers are just new opportunities.

why isnt it more socially acceptable to just scream and scream and scream and scream and never stop screaming
Yes! Every time I see a woman’s belly button I have an uncontrollable urge to play guitar hero.

Yes! Every time I see a woman’s belly button I have an uncontrollable urge to play guitar hero.

dggeoff:

american casting directors

thehausucat:

Why would anyone want to imitate The Purge in real life? Why not choose a better movie, like Space Jam?

It might not look like it, but I’m actually constantly practicing for the world championship dry t shirt contest.

Board the windows son, it’s peanut butter time.

Board the windows son, it’s peanut butter time.