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christianmakesjokes:

This is the funniest phone prank I have ever heard.

christianmakesjokes:

A funny pokemon video I made like a year ago.

finally, everything i need in one back pack.

finally, everything i need in one back pack.

Im up super early making my girlfriend an anniversary gift! Currently writing Happy Anniversary over and over until i can get the handwriting and positioning perfect.

Im up super early making my girlfriend an anniversary gift! Currently writing Happy Anniversary over and over until i can get the handwriting and positioning perfect.

pinkiepony:

Welcome to hell, Megan

pinkiepony:

Welcome to hell, Megan

no limit.

no limit.

How to make any conversation topic interesting
  • Add the phrase “I don’t know if it’s just my super powers or not, but…” before whatever you’re going to say.

    "I don’t know if it’s just my super powers or not, but this soup is delicious."

  • Say it through a megaphone.

    "THOSE ARE SOME PRETTY FLOWERS."

  • Add “before we all die” to the end of an addressed activity.

    "Could you please pass me the mustard before we all die?"

  • Apply all three tactics at once.

    "I DON’T KNOW IF IT’S JUST MY SUPER POWERS OR NOT, BUT I NEED TO BUY MORE SHAVING CREAM BEFORE WE ALL DIE."

"Someone really needs to start working on blocking this connecting passage of water."

"Dam strait."

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

-sends a text to myself to help me remember something later-

Me: Who’s texting me?

Man are you telling me that beetles are actually spelled beetles and not like the band the beatles and the band just made a pun about having a BEAT and also being named after a bug goddammit ive been spelling beetles wrong my entire life.